Why is it GoOd to be a Man ?

1- Wedding plans take care of themselves .
2- Choclate is just another snack . :drunken:
3- Wrinkles add character . :king:
4- Wedding dress $5000 ; Suit rental $100 . :shock:
5- New shoes don't cut , blister , or mangle your feet . :pale:
6- One mood , MOST of the time . :affraid:
7- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat . :bounce:
8- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness . :bom:
9- If someone forgets to invite you to something , he or she can still be your friend . :x
10- If you are 34 and single , nobody notices .
11- Everything on your face stays it's original colour . :joker:
12- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough . :|
13- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes . :afro:
14- The same hairstyle lasts for years , maybe decades . :scratch:
15- You have freedom of choice conercing growing a mustache . :oops:
Damn :roll: ; It's GoOd to be a Man !