What women want ... in a man !

Girls want Boys @ 16 to be
Cute
Has a car
Loves me
Women want Men @ 21 to be
Handsome
Charming and Polite
Financially successful
Caring and Sympathetic
Witty
Athletic
Stylish dresser
Appreciates finer things in LIFE
Full of thoughtful surprises
An imaginative romantic lover

Women want Men @ 32 to be
Decent looking , preferably with hair
Opens car doors ; holds chairs
Has enough money for a nice dinner
Laughs at my jokes
Carries bags of groceries with ease
Owns at least one suit
Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
Bathes

Women want Men @ 40 to be
Steady job
Takes me out to dinner occasionally
Nods head when i'm talking
Usually remebers punch lines of jokes
Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
Shaves most weekends

Women want Men @ 55 to be
Keeps nose and ear trimmed
Doesn't scratch in public
Has at least a little money saved
Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends

Women want Men @ 65 to be
Doesn't scare small childern
Remember where bathroom is
Doesn't snore too loudly
Remembers why he's laughing
Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
Remembers where he left his teeth
Remembers who i am

Women want Men @ 70 to be
Breathing
Doesn't miss the toilet